HardFishBananaTree the second

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
https://saveyourinternet.eu
Also, sign and share this petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet
We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.
#SaveYourInternet now!

If being against child porn, incest and pedophilia makes somebody an asshole, then I’m an asshole :))

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:10:12 -0400

spectrumbunny:

reblog if you’re an asshole too :)))))

lildemonsemen: seszter: acemindbreaker: thefingerfuckingfemale...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:49:49 -0400

lildemonsemen:

seszter:

acemindbreaker:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:

probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:

probablygreenrpgideas:

constantlyonfirerpgideas:

probablyspacerpgideas:

teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST.
FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG

not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

S I G N A L

B O O S T

keep your animal friends safe.

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

Signal boost

This applies to humans, too.

The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.

Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning

:(

keep your smol and furry friends safe <3

Fact check:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/slay-cheese/

There are reported cases of this happening, but not in Chicago or Massachusetts.

Thanks for the help!

I really feel like I’m going to vomit these people deserve the slowest most unimaginably agonizing death possible

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:48:26 -0400

bucky-is-not-a-villain:

fangirlsaywhaat:

monker4444:

jaded-space:

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

Probably already reblogged this, but it’s so dam funny.

This is amazing!!

depressed-in-dusk: kalicat24: Reblog if you would love someone with Depression Anxiety Suicidal...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:46:28 -0400

depressed-in-dusk:

kalicat24:

Reblog if you would love someone with

Depression

Anxiety

Suicidal thoughts

Scars

Self hate

Body mobifications (piercings, tattoos, etc)

Eating disorder

PTSD

OCD

Or anything else that society sees as “bad” or “unworthy of love” because everybody matters and needs love

I dont like myself but ok, i woud love someone lmao

thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart: dontmindthesass: panicatthegym:...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:25:45 -0400

thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart:

dontmindthesass:

panicatthegym:

wingscanspeak:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!

Its not science unless you write it down so

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I usually just pull my arms into the shirt and pull it over

daiseokkie: the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:08:20 -0400

daiseokkie:

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

💦👅😩⚄⚂

Oh no

someweirddemisexual: the-1992-newsies-is-better: sunflowersheal...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:04:59 -0400

someweirddemisexual:

the-1992-newsies-is-better:

sunflowershealing:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

espressokisses:

critically-yours:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

flyerfemalecompanion:

notoriousthuggg:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

I’m a crisis counselor for crisis text line and I’ve been doing it since 2016 and just reached 500 conversations. It’s an incredible 24/7 service! It’s free and confidential and the counselors on there are all amazing. when this tweet blew up our queue was absolutely insane, but we’re always so happy to know that people who need us are getting help!! don’t suffer in silence.
side note: you get connected to a CC with whatever you text in, whether it’s ‘home’ or ‘help’ or ‘steve’, it’s all the same :)
if you’re interested in volunteering with us, check out: https://www.crisistextline.org/volunteer/

i’ve used this multiple times in the past and they really do want to help and they never judged me and that was one of my main concerns. this number kept me sane in my last few months of school and honestly, it was easier for me to talk to them rather than my school counselor

^^^

spongebobsquarepants: ryrobsessed: roses-in-fire: cm8x-insanity: nukewolf: sirdragneel: artfu...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:58:23 -0400

spongebobsquarepants:

ryrobsessed:

roses-in-fire:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

fairylightshowell:

oliviasblogisawesome:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

mynameisghostgirl: fumbledeegrumble: desultorydeviations: ask-henriette-lafayette: fortheloveofasl...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:39:17 -0400

mynameisghostgirl:

fumbledeegrumble:

desultorydeviations:

ask-henriette-lafayette:

fortheloveofaslansgoldenmane:

ask-henriette-lafayette:

ask-desperately-laurens:

pro-gay:

maniacalwalrus:

pro-gay:

daovihi:

pro-gay:

almightyrose17:

pro-gay:

I’m Gay

I’m A Lesbian

I’m bisexual

i’m trans

Im Asexual.

I’m not sure yet

it’s ok!

a wholesome post

oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDN’T LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.

Say it louder for the people in the back

shout out to all my 14 followers, i appreciate you very much and how you can look past the fact that...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:39:13 -0400

shout out to all my 14 followers, i appreciate you very much and how you can look past the fact that im a bitch

carrionthird: scentless-apprentice: “Beep beep, bitch. You’re...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:34:25 -0400

carrionthird:

scentless-apprentice:

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

Me @ my internet friends

helenas–funeral: five-flats: silversmith-91: rainbow-eeve...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:17:08 -0400

helenas–funeral:

five-flats:

silversmith-91:

rainbow-eeveegirl:

just-shower-responses-x420:

map-is-not-a-real-word:

anna-hates-meanies:

map-is-not-a-real-word:

eeveelutionsforequality:

boyonetta:

sailorsun316:

jackieblue1565:

raachayes:

maddisonkennedy:

xxsmiletogetherxx:

scratch-and-rhys:

xxsmiletogetherxx:

saw this on twitter

reblog for your Texas #LGBTQ followers who may be going to Houston Pride!

What the hell is up with this?!

no idea but its scary shit

Reblog for your friends.

Everyone reblog this.

I don’t care if you don’t live in Texas or if you are skeptical about this post PLEASE REBLOG THIS! I live In Fort worth Texas which is only four hours away and the fact that something could happen so close to home and to my fellow Texans is heart wrenching.

@boyonetta

Does anyone have any information on this? Is it legitimate, or a hoax, or what?

It’s being investigated

http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/houston-police-investigating-tweet-that-threatened-massive-shooting-at-pride-parade.html/

http://abc13.com/news/fbi-probing-threatening-tweet-aimed-at-houstons-pride-parade/1387595/

- Leafeon

@anna-hates-meanies

you literally reblogged this from me

Oh. BUT U LIVE IN TEXAS ITS IMPORTAAANT

Holy shit….

PLEASE BE SAFE

What the frick… stay safe everyone okay? I dont want to see any of you hurt

this post is from 2016…

Oh no 😟

helenas–funeral: finchlenn: virgils-jacket: literal-garbage-bag: lovemypointofviewposts: l...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:15:54 -0400

helenas–funeral:

finchlenn:

virgils-jacket:

literal-garbage-bag:

lovemypointofviewposts:

literal-garbage-bag:

jeremyheeretrash:

spiderman-against-pedos:

i-love-word-association-games:

mexicaan:

thefandomfishblogger:

ae-s-the-t-ic:

letusunalivethem:

papi-chulo-bucky:

spookyreesescup:

cookievampiress:

blades-against-cgl:

arcee-the-anti:

cosmic-ink:

rinipidge:

OK TUMBLR WHAT THE HELL THERE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILLIA TAG ON TUMBLR AND PEOPLE FUCKING SUPPORT IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NO FOR CHRIST SAKES.

THIS IS TURNING INTO A PSA

IF A BLOG THAT YOUR MUTUALS WITH AND OR FOLLOW/STALK STARTS POSTING ANY CHILD PORN OR PEDOPHILIC ACTIONS GO AND REPORT THEM HERE https://tips.fbi.gov

SERIOUSLY TUMBLR. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT THIS TO BE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

oh and @staff WHY ARE YOU TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS SHIT. THIS TAG AND POSTS CAN LEGITIMATELY TERMINATE YOUR SITE. I WANT ANSWERS. I REALLY DO.

UPDATE 1.

someone or some people are asking me #loveislove asks..

these are the most recent 3. i’ve deleted the last 5. if someone thinks that i’m bashing gay people i’m not. i’m a member of the lgbt+ community. im saying that the staff needs to start cracking down on this types of stuff and report these people to the fbi NOW.

*BANGING ON POTS AND PANS* PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISNT LGBT+

PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+

PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+

PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+, PEDOPHILIA ISN’T LGBT+

@staff @staff @staff SORT THIS THE FUCK OUT THIS IS BULLSHIT

I can’t believe this shit is happening smh

If you think pedophilia is in anyway okay then you need to get off my blog right now unfollow me right now

hey uhh pedophilia isnt lgbt and if you think it is or that its acceptable can you please uhhh block me and uhhhh die in a hole

THAT’S FUCKED UP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PLEASE NO

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BLOG IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA

IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA GET OFF MY BLOG UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW

YEE YEE BINCH PEDOS FUCC OFF

I HAVE LIKE NO FOLLOWERS BUT IF YOU THINK PEDOPHILIA IS OKAY THAT ITS LGBT+ GO AHEAD AND FUCKING UNFOLLOW ME

HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE THESE OPINIONS GET THE FRICK OFF OF MY BLOG

There was literally a south park episode on something like this (nambla i think) its fine to be gay the problem with pedophilla would be THAT YOU FUCK CHILDREN. South park understands this. Why the fuck don’t you.

^^

l i s t e n

Don’t give a death threat don’t do it dontdoitdontdoitdontdoit

👏PEDOPHILIA👏IS👏DISGUSTING👏

Smh unfollow me if you support pedophilia. Pedophilia is NOT part of the LGBTQ+ community and it never will be. We’ll never accept. Saying “love is love” doesn’t mean that a 50 year old should be with a 9 year old. Don’t make pedophilia a part of the LGBTQ+ community I swear. @staff

xenowhore: ginjaninja3716: theotherwesley: Me getting up in the morning like Hittin’ the keyboard...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:42:45 -0400

xenowhore:

ginjaninja3716:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

HardFishBananaTree the second

gay-irl: gay irl @willowmire

gay-irl:gay_irl @willowmire

gay-irl:gay_irl

if people were as Beautiful as they were on the inside as they were on the outside i would either be...

my grandma > your grandmadont @ me

labambinafantasma: If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access...

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!